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Oh look,  some lazy shit is  doing a tag now Σ(▼□▼メ).
just checked my DA bc who knows I might post something soon
Tagged by TheNobodyofaSOLDIER

So here I present you my 99 lies

1. Real Name: Jenelle
2. Nickname: Hey,  You,  Yes,  You,  Over,  There
3. Favorite Color: Black,  Grey,  Periwinkle
4. Male or female?: Female
5. Elementary/Primary School: Completed
6. Middle/Secondary School: Completed
7. High School/College-Sixth Form: Completed
8. College/University: Graduated with BS in Accountancy,  is a CPA,  a recent CqBA, works as a Systems Analyst for an airline company,  but ultimately,  an eternal dork.
9. Hair Color: originally black,  now reddish brown,  wants it blue though
10. Tall or Short?: Medium (almost 5'3)
11. Sweats or Jeans?: Leggings pants are easier
12. Phone or Camera?: My Phone is like a body part now omg.
13. Health or Freak?: Certainly  NOT A HEALTH FREAK
14. Orange or Apple?: Oranges
15. Fucked off Elsewhere: Fucked up -  yes,  fucked off -  no.
16. Guy friends or Girl Friends?: Guy friends
17. Piercings: :Nope. Wanted one but hella scared of needles
18. Pepsi or Coke?: Coke
19. Have you been on an airplane?: I work for an airline company... So No.  Jk
20. Have you been in a relationship?: Nope.
21. Have you been in a car accident?: A very minor one. The Uber driver missed and hit a McDonalds rider and my take out dinner jumped onto the floor and i got sad bc I almost lost my Kenny Rogers chicken.
22. Have you been in a fist fight?: Nope.
23. First Piercing? : None. Does accidental piercing count?
24. Best Friend(s): doesn't have a DA account. We're roomates now. How cool is dat? xD
25. First Award: Doesn't remember. Probably academic.
26. First Crush: A guy from school.
27. First Word: Food.
28. Any Talent(s)?: Sarcasm lol
29. Last person you talked to?: Mom
30. Last person you texted?: My boss
31. Last person you watched a movie with?: My Bestfriend.
32. Last thing you ate?: Boiled Pork and veggies.
33. Last movie/TV show you watched?: John Wick: Chapter 2
34. Last song you listened to?: Somebody Else by The 1975
35. Last thing you bought?: Beige legging pants and a Gudetama shirt
36. Last person you hugged?: My Dog is a person too.

Favourite:
37. Food: Cheeseburger
38. Drink: Milkis Yogurt Soda
39. Bottoms: Leggings and shorts.
40. Flower: Cherry blossoms
41. Animal: Dogs. Cats. CORGIS. Rabbits. Foxes. Owls and Turtles.
42. Music: I've been listening to a lot of Tove Lo, Troy Sivan and Halsey lately.
43. Movie: This is Hard. LOTR series probably and Inception.

Have you ever...
45. Fallen in love with someone?: Nope. Adored yes,  but love,  NO.
46. Celebrated Halloween?:Yep.  My nephew is like the cutest trickster.
47. Had your heart broken?: Yes
48. Went over the minutes/texts on your phone?: NO
49. Had someone like you?: NO IDEA.
50. Hated the way someone changed?: Yes.
51. Got pg?: NO
52. Had an abortion?: NO and NEVER WILL
53. Did something you regret?: Of course.
54. Broken a promise?: I don't make promises tho.
55. Hid a secret?: Yes
56. Pretend to be happy?: YES
57. Met someone who has changed your life?: not yet.
58. Pretended to be sick?: We all have been there right?
59. Left the country?:Yes
60. Tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it ?: Yes!
61. Cried over the silliest thing?: Yes.
62. Ran a mile?: Yes. On a treadmill (and almost died)
63. Gone to the beach with your best friend?: Nope. We don't like beaches that much LoL
64. Gotten into an argument with your friends?: Yes
65. Disliked someone?: I can give you a list xD
66. Stayed single for two years since the first time you had a bf/gf?: I'm forever alone.

Currently:
67. Eating: A snack that my nephew stuffed in my mouth
68. Drinking: Water
69. Listening to: My nephew telling a story in a language only our dogs  could understand
70. Sitting or laying?: Laying.
71. Plans for today?: Pedicure.  Some cleaning.
72. Waiting for: My boss' wrath (bc overdue projects lol)
73. Want kids?: I guess
74. Want to get married?: IDK
75. Want to travel? : ALWAYS
What do you look for in a partner? /looks at a picture of Tsukishima Kei/
76. Lips or eyes?: Eyes.
77. Shorter or taller? : Taller
78. Younger or older?: Doesn't matter
79. Romantic or spontaneous?: Spontaneous.
80. Sensitive Or Loud: I'm pretty the silent type IRL so tolerably loud i guess.
81. Hook-up or relationship?: Relationship
82. Looks or personality?: Personality.

Have you ever...
83. Lost glasses?: ALMOST
84. Snuck out of the house?: Alas, I could only fit in a door.
85. Held a gun/knife in self-defense?: A scissor was the nearest option at that time.
86. Killed somebody?: YES. In my dreams.  (i watch too much action movies)
87. Broke someone's heart?: NO IDEA
88. Been in love?: NOPE
89. Cried when someone dies?: YES

Do you believe in...
90. Yourself?: I GUESS
91. Miracles?: Yes
92. Love at first sight?: Not until I see one myself.
93. Heaven?: IDK
94. Santa Claus?: Yes
95. Aliens?: Yes
96. Ghosts/angels?: Yes
Truthfully
97. Is there one person you really want to be with right now?: YES
98. Do you know who your real friends are?: Hell Yes
99. Do you believe in God?: Yes.


Okay, hope I've convinced you enough. Cannot think of anyone to tag but feel free to answer one for yourself and tag me so I could read them.
Enjoy the rest of your weekend. :heart:


Ja Matane
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that tag tho

3 min read
i know this was like 7 months ago, im lazy af im soooo sorry
tagged by cookieROCKS

Rules:
1. You must post the rules.
2. Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal.
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and create five questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged them.
6. No tag backs.
7. No stuff in the tagging section about "you're tagged if  you're reading this" You legitimately have to tag 10 people.


Five things about me

Just finished a certification exam and i think i will pass bc cramming omg


 There's this coffee in Starbucks that I keep on drinking although it tastes like shit but I still buy it idk why someone hALP ME


I'll be travelling to Seoul next week and I'm so excited but wORK tho omg


Am I the only one who thinks that the SnK Live action movie is pure crap?


I have a very neat handwriting like OCD neat handwriting am I weird?




Questions from: cookieROCKS

What are the animes that you're currently watching?

i've just finished watching Kiznaiver and am trying to watch D.Grayman Hollow but then I got busy bc life wtf.


<What are you wearing right now?

Gray shirt. It's either gray or black there's no in-between.

What type of music do you recommend?

Anything that has The 1975 on it bc ive seen them live and they're really really good and Matty Healy on top of that of course

Favorite Gay Sport Anime if you watch?

If Haikyuu counts as one bc I haven't wached any sports anime aside from Haikyuu


Favorite food?

McDonalds Cheeseburger is L I F E


My Questions:

Do you like donuts? If so, what flavor(s) do you like best and where'd you bought them, if not, what bread do you like?


What was the last movie/anime/series you've watched that actually made you cry?


If you are a color, what color are you (and why?)

Accessory you can't go out without?

If for some reason, you read my fics, for whom do you want me to write about next? (if not, it's okay you can skip this asdfjkjkdjsk)

tags bc im trying to follow a rule srry

:iconciiren: :iconharucchix: :iconhabbyrabbit: :iconversicolorquasar: :iconchanson-de-sirene: :iconanimefever1991: :iconthenobodyofasoldier: :iconbollur: :iconkatuccino: :iconkagswag:


okay, see you in like another ten years ;A;
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hello

4 min read
bet you didn't see this coming did you? ´ ▽ ` )ノ

first of all, to ciiren and harucchix, i love you both to the moon and back and thank you for checking on me, also, traps VersicolorQuasar in a bearhug bc that kuro/nic meme you sent me nEEDS a DRABBLE asfjkjkjj.

//also to ciiren well, i never made it to the entry fic supposedly for your contest, but i'll hopefully find time to finish it.//

to the recent watchers, favERs(sp?) and those who took time to leave comments in my fics, well hello and thank you. and to the rest of my watchers, i'll make it up to you (hOPEFULLY)

in case you ask, "jeneru? what's with the apparent inactivity?", well my only answer is WORKWORKWORKWORK. yeah because when you're all grown up and have to pay your own bills, you can oNLY DO SO BY DOING WORKWORKWORK (uNLESS you sold your soul to Sebastian then you've got no problemo as long as you live).

[okay serious time folks]
just recently discovered that i've been here for two years now, and heck, i wasn't able to celebrate it properly because of the abovementioned reason. nonetheless, i've decided to keep this account active as long as i'm able to because i do owe deviantart for all the experiences: the crap i put out here, the lovely people i've met (and put up with my crap) and sometimes converse to, the lovely artworks and of course the fanfiction and the fandom that kept me company when nothing else will. so yeah i'm gonna stop being dramatic now before i start sobbing grossly.

but truly, there were lots of drafts left hanging, and even more prompts that i've listed in the past that i bet i won't remember coming up with if i'll check back on it now. but it's just that I came to a point where i can no longer watch anime nor find time to read mangas (which were basically my resources) heck i can't even go through the fics that i follow here - all because when i go home, all i wanted was to crumble against my sheets.

okay time for uncalled for life update
uh..yeah..apparently i've been attending the gym for more than four months now...results? not much as i believe my metabolism and the entire universe have conspired to go against me. though it's only recently that i've started to cut my food intake...so it mIGHT work.

i'll be renting a unit which is way nearer to my work location, well i'm gonna miss my nephew and my dogs but yeah if this works out i might probably have the time get back to writing and do pursue some other non-work stuff

i'm undergoing a training which will end in a certification exam, and omfg i haven't taken an exam for like a lightyear someone hALP ME.

my birthday's up in two months from now, why dOES TIME FLY SO FAST?

i'll be travelling to south korea for the 2nd time in September, i'm gonna try the local food this time i swear.

but before that, I'll be watching a concert headlined by 1975 in august, though i'm not familiar with the band, i bought one anyway bc P!ATD and Third Eye Blind will be there too. i need 1975 research material lol. [btw, it's my first paid concert ever, i'm such a cool kid am i? asjkjkj]

my lovelife doesn't even deserve a mention here.

just bought my third neil gaiman book - trigger warning - now if only i can finish reading the rest that came before it

yeah that's it. if you made it all through this part, then i shall bury you in tons of confetti and wrap you in a bearhug

till my next rather mORE MEANINGFUL update

very qUICK UPDATE
//wraps harucchix in a tight hug bc yAS we shall mourn ZnT together

jā matane
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400. wOAH

1 min read
a/n: mINOR (ish) rants ahead
wow


just. WOW.
what a way to end the year with another double zeros.

seriously.

tHANK YOU guys.:heart:

;A;

/cries buckets of tears.

but of course.

there'll be always that one LITTLE THING that'll spoil the fun.

Screenshot 2015-12-28-22-07-41-199 by jeneru

yep.

and to think i didn't even put the story in the "romance" category.

also. i was NOT informed that reader-inserts should ONLY be about romance.

someone educate me omg asjkjkjk

well.

yeah. i really loved that story though. you know. there'll always be those stories that'd hold a special place in my heart and that's why i will not let such a comment ruin it .

nevertheless, i have dealt with this by using the same freedom that thing had somehow not used very wisely.

sorry bout that guys.

still.

I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH. I am not worthy. ;A;

ja matane
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A qck ESC

2 min read
because reality chose to be a prick and decided to bury me under a ton of shitworkload, i'm gonna dive headfirst to the pOOL OF MY INTERMITTENT HAPPINESS otherwise known as my fandoms

Here we go!!!

The rules are: 
1. Go to this www.random.org/lists/
2. Pick 15 characters from any Fandom you're into, enter them in the box, randomize them and get your answers
3. Tag five or more people
4. Have fun

Tres Iques
Slaine Troyard
Tieria Erde
Yato
Toruu Oikawa
Kougami Shinya
Makishima Shougo
Spike Spiegel
Levi Ackerman
Nine | Arata Kokonoe
Delico
Ginko
Tsukishima Kei
Nicolas Brown
UtaUta


1. Mom/Dad: Tres Iques [Trinity Blood]
Me: "Dad, Am I grounded?"
Tres: "Positive"
yep. that would be coOL xD

2. Your sibling: Slaine Troyard [Aldnoah.Zero]
No!!!!! That would be incest;A;  //shot

3. Your Grandma/Grandpa: Tieria Erde [Gundam 00]
He/She doesn't grow old. then tHE GRANDCHILD DOES NOT TOO. :D yAS!

4. Haunts you: Yato [Noragami]
//chokes
//dies laughing
rIP me.

5. Your boyfriend/girlfriend: Toruu Oikawa [Haikyuu]
ofc. imagine a jealous Oikawa. asdjkjkjkjk xD

6. Your ex:  Kougami Shinya [Psycho-Pass]
no doubt about it. i can definitely see him leaving me to chase Makishima.

7.Your best friend: Makishima Shougo [Psycho-Pass]
okay. i take it back now. Shinya will be chasing after me and my bff.

8. Proposed to you: Spike Spiegel [Cowboy Bebop]
//swears "I DO. IN ANY REALM OR REALITY."

9. Your boss: Levi Ackerman [Shingeki no Kyojin]
now i'm getting the chills on how aCCURATE THIS ONE IS, REGARDLESS OF POSITION. (•⊙ω⊙•)

10. The random person you met at the bar: Nine [Zankyou no Terror]
//and he'll randomly ask me if we should set the sky on fire together. 
This randomizer is lovely. (ノ_・。)

11. Your Rival: Delico [Gangsta.]
on who gets to snuggle first? hELL YAS.

12. Gave you your first kiss: Ginko [Mushishi]
(/w\) he'd be so cute and akward i'd hope a mushi will swallow me from embarrasment.

13. Drunk and singing karaoke with: Tsukishima Kei [Haikyuu!]
and he'll be out of tune and surprisingly clingy like a koala bear while I leave lipstick marks on his eyeglasses.(≧ω≦)

14. Played 7 minutes in heaven with: Nicolas Brown [Gangsta.]
//melts into a derpy chocolate goo.( °٢° )

15. Gave you your favorite dessert: Uta [Tokyo Ghoul]
//he'll give me chocolate coated truffles, one of which, has a surprise center. o w o

fin.
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